do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Your penis caused this!
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