you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I need a burrito and a hug.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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