yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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