i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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