I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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