We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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