omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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