Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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