wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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