i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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