so that wasnt chicken after all
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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