Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Randomize
