I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize