Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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