we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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