Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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