What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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