Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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