I need help removing her.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
