all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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