This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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