So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
are you so shy because you have an std?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You can't just leave with hair like that
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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