I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize