Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the condom got lost in my hair
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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