why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i think i have two assholes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
