3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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