If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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