I think i sorta joined a cult last night
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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