No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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