I skipped work to stalk him.
Its about making memories worth repressing
honey bunches of taint.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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