Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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