Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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