thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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