im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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