Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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