What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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