i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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