I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Are my feet made of real feet?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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