How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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