You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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