She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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