So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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