Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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