: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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