There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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