Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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