normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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