no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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