the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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