YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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