You work out of a Hotel?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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