Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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