just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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