i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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