Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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