respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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